Monday, February 20, 2006
Mab
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Saturday, February 18, 2006 Mab
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My latest craze- Dong Bang Shin Gi
Mab
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Mab
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 Mab
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Chapter 5: A brand new dog year
Mab
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Should have blog this on that very day, but I'm too busy and lazy as well. It happened on the day before my BD presentation, 3rd Feb. I had a scary afternoon.
Went to Bras Basah to seek materials for my BD presentation. I was in Art Friend when I encountered the 100% true, not bluffing, original psycho. I thought he was in the store for quite a while. I noticed him when I was walking towards the ribbon section. Then, he looked at me, and I felt something very weird. (Hope you all understand how people with mental disorder see other people.) So I hastened my pace to the next section. Oh god! He followed and stood far away and looked at me. As I was choosing the paper bags, he walked near me and kept looking. WTF! I pondered to myself, why am I so suay, why must I be the one out of the crowd in Art Friend?
I became a little terrified. Fortunately, there's a group of people beside me. I prayed for those people to stay and my prayer worked. That 100% psycho "vanished" for a moment, but later, I saw him again. This time, I hurried to pay up my stuff and left that scary place.
I became extra cautious of guys who are near me that day. I even scare myself for nothing in the national library. I got shocked when a young lad stood in front of me looking for books at the other side of the shelf. My god! What a luck! Got F**king terrified.
They are my latest craze.. Good looks, good vocal and as young as me.. So envy... Saranghe DBSG!!!
1. PMS
2. Born in the tiger year
3. Born in the afternoon when the tiger is sleeping
4. I got a different set of biological clock
I recalled on one Friday evening, I became so energetic but there's nothing to do at home. Gloria went clubbing in search of her prince charming while Tim was sleeping like a dead pig. There's no point waking him up either, just to look at his sotong expression. The TV was either showing lame Taiwanese variety shows or 1st season of Fear Factor.
Just then, I tried to scroll the telephone number in my cell phone. I paused at a name, this is the one, Dominic Tay.
Dominic is a horny guy but strangely, also a friend of mine. ( Now I wondered why did I have such a friend? I don't believe in birds of same feather, flock together.) We actually had lunch that afternoon, so the phone call was just like a follow up.
I attempted to speak in the most kawaii tone possible.(just like Rainie Yang Cheng Ling) I was listening to Rainie's Ai Mei then.
(Ring...Ring...Ring... He picked up the phone.)
Me (in my most gentle voice): Wei, Dominic zai ma?
D: Yes, speaking.
Me: Hi, Dominic.
D: Hi and who are you?
Me: It's me, Mab, How are you?
D: Oh god, what's wrong with you?
Me: Nothing, just wanna hear your voice.
D: Erh... Are you ok? Cos' I'm getting a bit scared, you know.
I laughed silently but so hard that I knocked my head on the wall.
Me: Ouch! I'm fine, perfectly alright. Don't you like it in this voice?
D: Hmmm... Ok lah..
Me: Ok? What do you think 'bout this voice? Feminine, cute?
D: You really want to know? Laterwards you will say I'm a very very bad boy. Heh heh...
As what I expected, I chortled so hard that I covered my face with a pillow.
M: Nope, wouldn't say that.
D: Alright, you sound like Teri Hatcher in Desperate Housewife. Haha, Not that bad, almost get turn on if it wasn't you who do the talking. Hahaha... Kidding. Really... You sound sexy...
Me: Sexy? Not cute? So it's not cute huh...
D: Quite sexy lah.. So are you satisfied?
I'm rather disappointed. I intended to act cute. As cute as Rainie but it seems that I failed.
Me: Oh, I see. You sound obliged though. (Sigh)Alrite, think you're tired, don't disturb you anymore. My vocal box is tired too, it needs a good rest. Good nite.
D: Good nite. Hey, truly what's wrong... ...
Before he could finish his sentence, I hung up.
Tim finally woke up. With his face covered with the SKII face mask, he zombied into my room and asked:"Do we have a visitor? I thought I heard one."
I shrugged my shoulders and smiled angelically.
After that night, I regretted calling Dominic. Simply did it out of boredom. So to Dominic, if you happened to look at this blog, please pardon me for my emotional immaturity and who says I'm undergoing PMS?
And to Tim, You looked scary in your SKII mask.
I saw my dai gu (big aunt) that day. Wow, not much change, still the same old look, as fat as a pig. We chatted for a while, and I found the "interview" I got with her was pretty interesting.
Aunt: " Woah! Long time no see, grow so big, so pretty now uh."
Me:" Thank you, same to you." As I hid my crossed fingers.
A: " So you working? What you work as?"
Me: " I'm a food reviewer for a cosmopolitan magazine."
A:" Wa, where you get this type of lobang? You mean you get paid to eat? So good, but you still look so thin leh. Hehe..."
Me:" That's a compliment. In fact it's relaxing but no job advancement. So how are you?" As I ate the home-made pineapple tarts, hmm... taste good.
A:" ok lah, chum yong (like that) lor, still the same... Aiya, don't say me lah, talk about you young people lah, so got boyfriend?"
Me (smile):" Nope, ngoh mo nam pan yau.( I don't have boyfriend)."
A:" How old liao, still don't have. Cannot like that, want me to introduce some to you? I know a friend's son. I think also your age. He's a very nice boy."
Me:" Dai gu, not necessary. It's ok. I'm not pressing on such matter."
A:" Fong sum (don't worry) lah, try try only, no need to pay. I can contact his mother someday."
Me:" Ah gu, I..."
Our conversation got interrupted by my mum.
Mum:" Hey, yi gu is here."
And so I had another round of Q and A section.
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